I'm african american but I am going to check the white race box, So I will be a white african american?

8 of my 9 children have white mothers. I have insisted that they are black since they will have the privilege of real affirmative action--extra traffic stops-longer jail terms--lower wages etc.(white people never ask for their fair share of our woes :) They demand our seats at universities but not our seats on death row--lol. In florida when they added interracial to the census black people complained that it was a plot to dilute our political representation. Hispanics actually can choose black or white. Everyone has come here and tried to p themselves off as anglo---jews--hispanics--italians--keep clorox in business with all this fake blond hair(which isn't even an english trait but a viking one, they used to their wives now most white people try to prove a viking heritage. The sad irony is that most african americans are anglo, we're stuck with anglo names and watered down african features. Our ancestors were actually slaveholders. So we pretend that we are not white